Bangs .

I absolutely cant wait for my bangs to grow out than i can recut them into sideswept bangs and than look normal again.

I stare into the mirror and wonder to myself wth was i thinking when i cut straight bangs shit the only haircut i have ever regretted. But nevermind , hair grows TWO weeks , just two weeks. In the meantime, I'll just tie my hair up whenever i go out. Simple as that. The hair better grow back by seventeenth april though . I HAVE WORSHIPPP on that day so yeah . For now, the only reassurance i have for myself is " AT LEAST YOU DID SOMETHING AND WONT HAVE THE LONGING TO DO IT AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE ."

i always had the "do everything at least once in your life " mentality . But still. Furthermore LIndy commented on my side swept bangs and said they were "nice" . WOW thanks lindy , i miss them now. Shitzzz. Regret regret regret .

And i absolutely dont want you to see my hair the way it is .

well , actually i dun really give a damn about my hair.

honestly. but i do care about how you picture me . so here i am complaining and whining over such a trivial issue . people who know me, get shocked. ITS CELIA WHINING OVER HER LOOKS FOR THE VERY VERY FIRST TIME . yeah , so there . does this mean i'm less tomboyish now ? huhuhuh ?

heehee , hopefully . :D

Ugh ?

I know theres something wrong with me BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT .

honestly .

it started since like last week , when IDK , i just felt, not myself.

I never really noticed though , until Terry kept asking me like " are you okay?" that kind of thingy .

Strange huh huh huh . Idk , i dont feel that HIGH anymore , all of a sudden. feel super damn screwed .

I only realized it like, today, on the bus.

Damn , i need a break. maybe im just tired from everything.

Easter drama , worship , speech day, camps , speech day , assembly programme, concert.

maybe. RAWR chill celia .

Saloma .

My best impersonation of Saloma . Based of her depiction on the cover of the book Off Centre .

Done online , i was borred to this extent. Somebody, please teach me the art to conquer constipation and cure nostalgia :(

Damn , speeech day's coming. OHNO the freaking solo shit you stage fright .

boooms .

This freaking warm weather just reminds me of camp and suddenly im missing it how random can i get . Anyway , camp beats sitting in front of the computer screen being bored to death and wondering what should i wear to church cos thats just such a irritatingly annoying thought . Anyway , cell leader says shorts are banned so here i am in such a dilenma . damn . and i want a cold drink badly . but heyhey , look at the bright side i might be able to see you today , hopefully. Ah , shit you false hopes . BTW , camp's paintball was so regrettful cos aphrodite wasnt there and the full powers of the spartans were unable to be unleashed which was such a waste. Anyway , even though 2E still rocks the best , 3I is pretty awesome cos we owned all the other peeeps so HOOYAH ! 3I lets stay awesome forever .

BACK .

Oh yes, you really do :)

Anyway , BACK from camp :D

it wasnt as goood as th camp last year, but still. I enjoyed myself haha.

Our trainer is awesome adorable cute and omfg in a gooood way :D

and im proud of 3I , we won best class whoots~

anywayyys .

it was tiring, for my back and especially my butt owwws. butt cramps wakakakaka .

but I SURVIVED ! I DID IT LIKE BOB THE BUILDER yayyyness .

wahahaha .

anyway , i was home-ing with terry just now and ohmagawd his bag freaking stinks.

see, i was like lying placing my head on his bag and i suddenly sniffed this freaking stink so i started sniffing around and he was like "thats my shirt" and i was like wth you PIG .

ewwws :O

i slept from 6-9.30 and i cant sleep now plus i cant seem to download my o2mania :( how sad is this VIVIAN help me leh .

kayyys , BYEEE !

VIVIAN .

Anyway , adding on to the previous post , i also wanna watch my summerwars and kaijitheultimate gambler and NODAMECANTIBILETHE MOVIE. badly :D

Anywayys .

Vivian says :

" Booooomzzz. Spammzzz. Spamming Celia's dumb fonezzzz. I love you too. Awww. Muacks. Lol. Smack your assholes. Smack u till shit spurts out, like Boomzz ! Shingzzz, talk to my hand. Now you suck, cos i say so. *rolls eyes* i hate you. Roll on the ground and be a noob. Make sure you get all muddy and gross, so that I don't have to see you. In your face! Hahahaahahahaahahhaaaaa. So, in summary, you suck. Go away. I'm hungry now. Off with their headsss! Oh wait, its against my vows to harm any living creature. *walks away woth utter gracefullness* "

what the hell , vivian.

talk to the butt cos the ure not even worth the hand :D hahaaha .

Bangseh-ing .

This is Terry , the Bangseh-ing schizophrenic pig vinod.

I owe you super a llot of pokes, and your life aint gonna be pleasant . Anyway , you brought this upon yourself you epic failure wahahaha !

Anyway . Im gonna start with choir camp .

it. was. a. sucess. yayness XD

wahahaha i enjoyed myself.

even though it was kinda stressful and stuff , with vivian's horror stories about mr chen's meetings not helping.

LOL , lady gaga , bad romance and alice in wonderland saved the day :D

hoooray for VIVIAN !

" He called me GAGA, and nobody called me that before...*sighs*"

bloooops .

sat night had rehearsals mannnns .

after that went suppering at macs with sam , wj, matt .

when i went home BOOOF knock out i hit the bed and i just slept without washing up -.- omg.

now everybody's telling me my eyebags are worse Worse WORSE ohno .

Sunday : I OVERSLEPT .

supposed to meeet in school at 6.30 for performance , i blooody woke up at 6.15 wth lah .

hahaha, cabbbbed to school phew made it on time.

after performance, went to 313 with belle !

I FOUND MY FANG BOOK AND ITS SUPER DEE DUPERLY AWESOME .

shitzzzz. i want the next book to be out cos fang has an unhappy ending :(

wahahaha .

i also watched MY 20TH CENTURY BOYS 3 !

yahooo , satisfied i tell you .

Monday and Tuesday are deadddd days.

hate hate hate.

BIO SAVES THE DAY OMG I LOVE BIO NOW . thanks to mdm loh shes so super drama and cute and funny and lovable i just wanna squeeeze her who cares if this sounds so wrong .

besides that , i hate my stomach it has defects who on earth throws up involuntarily after every meal ?

WHOWHOWHO YOU TELL ME ? yes , me.

wth . it feeeeels horrrible . but i doubt the doctors so no point wasting money wooooo .

Also .

-Things i wannnnnnnt-

1. A canon camera . HP camera kinda sucks to th core.

2. A new digital watch . my old one was frm like , primary 5 woah .

3. An america I-tunes gift card. badly. sgpores store suck i tell you.

4.new earpieces .

Kayys , BYE !

-

and i just wanna say i like you .

well, cos i have nothing better to do :( haha .

Tiredd .

Hello earthllings.

I AM FINALLY BACK HOME whooots ~

can you like believe i woke up at 4.30am in the morn ?

yes. and its the hols. so much for looking forward to hols ugh -.- wth lah.

went for breakfast with denice at macs :D i wanna go resort world lol random ! hahaha .

HAD CHOIR FROM 8am - 2pm .

WOW right. 6 hours sio .

but last 2 hours was welcome party whooots~

i FAILED terribly i tell you in th games dun wanna elaborate *sniffs* there goes my reputation wahhhh.

after that went to icekimo and denice's house to do camp booooklet .

with randoming around with hamsters which dun look like hamsters, water guns, bubbles and the dicksons .
wakakaka, and arguments of whos more pro and detouring around thanks to that bubble woman denice .

RAWR ! took a cab to church , rehearsed .

i couldnt go white tang , my dad was screaming in my ear : YOU ALONE WITH 2 GUYS NONONONONONO ! I FETCH YOU YOU WAAIT FOR ME.

so there.

im hungry .

wahhhhhhs.

BYEEEE !

COVER :D seven things .

Heyhey , COVER number 2 whoooots ~

anyway im at denices house doing this crappy cover so that explains the laughter at th end :D

hehe .

commmment wakakaka lol .

Nice jerk and evil angel wakakaka .

Hello people . ;D

today was pretty hectic ? with meeting denice at bishan and walking all the way to her DVD shop , me lagging all th way cos i was dying with my stomach EMPTY wahhh.

and the DVD shop was right beside a coffee shop and was engulfed with the fumes of frying food. which made me wanna die even more awwwws .

FINALLY went to hub and ate subway stuffed myself full and met up with sharm. we walked around super aimlesssssly and than decided to take 3 bucks neopprints; we found out SHARM HAS A PHOBIA OF NEOPRINTS MACHINES ! wakakaka .

we were having fun , but had choir ugh .

the sop section leaders both wern't here and i was shittily left with leading joyful joyful which is super hard for me and i think i flopped up majorly uuuuwarhs.

damn sio.

after choir cabb-ed to church oh no my precious money $$ and had rehearsals blahh .

went quite well , except for the fact i had to majorly cuddle up with the nice jerk and the evil angel hahahaha aka matt and reuben *sniffs* i hate doing love scenes i tell you it sucks so much ugh .

After rehearsals went to White Tangerine with my two "boyfriends" for supper and boy i am super full .

shucks , gotta quit eating so much dun wanna be fattt .

kayyys , BYE !

Constipation ughhhs .

Hey people :D

as i said today is the last day of my life until April so sad huh .

so duh i went out finally lah thank god for matt belle and sam pooooofs .

hanged out with matt at macs for like 2hrs waiting for belle to come shucks damn tuition !

wanted to go to reuben's house but shit damn worship workshop nobody's home .

wanted to go amk hub but shit damn bus 25 was uber slow for some reason.

in the end we went to the always-kenna-owned pikachu sam's house -.-

BLAH was super slackeroo playing risk and guitar and singing and oogling spongebob squarepants.

damn sharm looks like u aint squarepants only relative awwwwws . dun cry now.

shucks sam's room is super cosy i jealous i want a room just like that now must sit one corner emo .

*emo-ing*

anyway .yah. after that went raffles place to try to get a swimming costume .

rawr couldnt find one so tada ! im happy now i bought a miss selfridge tank :D yayness.

ate tindaifung and now shit im so super uber full/bloated ? and i can feel th damn chemical reactions taking place in my tummmmy oh no .

its like a bottle of shaken coke gonna explode anytime.

WORSE off , i have damn constipation AGAIN .

shit , my stomachs gonna just explode and i'll have a messy liposuction for free . and no , i dont want that .

gosh , its uncomfortable .

tmr is gonna be super hectic , with meeting the peeps in th morn ? than going to scool for choir .

i perhaps shall try out for th solo, but only perhaps. see my mood wahaha.

than it will be a taxi offf to church and rehearsals BOOF i will be the latest one anyway even if i take a cab .

see the irony of it ? and thats how my life's gonna be from tmr all th way til April.

shucks , wish me luck !

BYEEE .

blooops .

Ugh i barely slept last night dont ask me why i couldnt sleep perhaps cos my butt hurt and so did my backbone OWWW . anyway its like early in th morn my head hurts and i need to plan out my schedule its suddenly so hectic with everything thrown at me left right centre that after today i can be proud to say most probably i will have no life until like april ? oh wow . So many major choir thingys coming up and OMG camps and than rehearsals and worship duty man i wanna skip camp shitttt . But anyway i kinda like being so busy it gives me a sense of purpose :D and i just heard FT proposed to his gf on valentines day midnight wow congrats even tho i know im kinda late .

my next cover wil be miley's seven things man i cant wait wakakakaka .

say what ?

Im sorry this is the third post im spamming my blog but this is super awesome in a way who cares if its pikachu .

my pikachu has super cool eyes that look like partly eaten pies and hey that rhyme so i'm going to..crime?BIDYSAHOIUAHSDMSA.

-proudly spoken by sam congrats man for the first time u spoke smth awesome :D

Superhero .

Can you believe it i didnt go out today at all shit whats happening to my life its a sunday today man even more regretful is that today was spent with meaningless activities and YES my things are all left undone and the only thing running through my head is chemistry now . Funny how i despise studying yet after sec 2's SA2 i'm left so dry with nothing do after studying and i actually want to flip that book. Shucks thank god for Matt you saved my life man tomorrow is gonna be so much more awesomer than today cos grandmamas home is super uber boring even with this computer with a super laggy internet.

congrats matt u've been promoted to a superman while sam stays as a lowly pikachu but too bad my osama still owns.

see this is what boredom does to you it makes you spew random crap out of your mouth rawr i shall soon go and be a goodkid and do my maths which i owe my dad for so long .

lastly i hate SSS SSA and all those random shit it makes me sleepy Zzz .

COVER ! beautiful eyes :D

Hey im finallllly did a cover :D

used hp so quality kinda sucks but whatever wakakakaaka !

comments appreciated .

Shit .

Blooooops . wakalakalaka !

Hi people.

I. have. done. the. PACKING LIST !

im happpy . another burden offf my chest ahh thats feels so good i tell you wahahaha.

today I WAS BANNED FROM THE CELL BONDING IN THE MORN *sniffs*

okay lah actually not that bad, cheer up guys man i hate seeing you guys looking all so upset and shit even though i myself felt upset when i heard what happened but im sure it'll all work out .

anyway .

today is a saturday duh which means osama owns pikachu .

had church and worships repertoire was awesome.

FTW pastor daniel whoooots ~

had cell like alwayys qh brought her friend Jael whos incredibly friendly and ohso capable of being a June .

did i mention she's taller than me OH SHIT .

im not a midget im not a midget im not a midget *gulps*

after church joined the other cell for dinner ate at market .

super HOT ! na kept saying she felt so disgusted cos she was sticky and sweaty and blah .

went to slack at some stage and THE swings park wakaka.

shit man joel you are freaking scary and you shall grow up to be a paedophile if you keep at this.

BUT.

i found a way to beat joel at his tricks ! reverse psychology WAKAKAKA :D

i tried being him and it worked . IT WORKED ohmagoshhh .

his next target is matt watch out man lol .

kayyys , BYE !

Five down , andddd blast OFF !

Posted for the bimbo , cos he wants it duh .

Yo people friday is actually finally over.

so that meannns . MARCH HOLS are here finally man BOOMS .

anyways .

today was pretty slackerroo , with th exception of maths awwws.

got back report books ugh .

apparently WZ sucks so much that she calculated all our chi marks wrongly and we all got 2 grades below our real grades .

SERIOUSLY , get a life WZ are u really that obsessed with collecting hw that the grades mean bullshit to you now ?

and th school rules say speak eng at all times except during mt lesson , so when ure scolding me OUTSIDE mt lesson dont you dare tell me to quit the eng and use chi u balakrishnan .

wahahaha .

and during MT lesson , wz's wonderful interpretation of what is supposed to be "town council" .

1. town kerncil. or 2.town centre. or 3.town kencre .

wth lah , JOKE sio perhaps its not even any of this maybe some alien language OHNO wz's an alien so go dieeeee wakakaka.

Also , i decided . to study .

WAHAHAHA , i need to improve in sa1 esp eng. shit lah waste my time only :(

After school , choir, and then rushh to airport .

damn lah th cab fare was 22 bucks wth .

after sending josh off to aussie went to watch be man .

it was nice, hack care the jack neo.

XD

Finally some thing to enlighten you guys wakakaka.

June .

Definition : Clones of Joshuah Lim . Which means crazy retarded random people.

Alternatives : Junie (female june)

Usage : You are such a june so go away u balakrishnan .

Yuppps , haha BYE !

Jellyfishing .

I wanna bitch about smth suddenly .

Maybe if i were taller than i would earn respect . Cos what right do you have to call me a midget , a midgeted elf even . And how dare you use my term "muthubark curry" to insult me when I used that to insult you in the first place .

So what if i called you a Balakrishnan ?

*pauses*

But whatever . people out there you know im secretly happy .

SHEESH don't tell anyone its a secret !

man who am i kidding rawr .

Four down, one to go !

JUST ONE and a half MORE DAYS TO MARCH HOLS!

count with me people wahahaha .

okayys , today was fun !

the most fun-nest day off th whole week :)

its so ironic that THURS is actually supposed to be the most boring day of the week , with all the stupid boring lessons . (PSPS theres chinese)

but it was FUN ! wakakakaka :D

First off was BIO .
today was presentation day , and i think we did pretty well ?
ok maybe not.
everything was fineee , sharlene bought the yummiest sweeets (FTW !)
and we even made this super awesome poem in the ten mins we were given to prepare haha .
BUT.
yes theres a BIG BUT. not all good things are perfect.
our presentation , was, to put it in a good way, short and sweet.
we recited the poem , and said the components and TADA ! done .
I SAW TERRENCE'S FACE !
it was like "wth ." AHAHAHA . i almost laughed my ass off i tell u.
he was smiling this almost smile , but it looked wierd cos one side was up one side was down .
and his face all squished up to a constipation look and his eyes almost rolled back .
OKAY im exaggerating XD .

Next , OHNO horror CHINESE.
who could miss the screeching "CELIA !" from WZ after chinese ?
wth lah .
i now super scared her sio.
i admit , i tried running away and going to th toilet .
it didnt work :(
some more she continued complaining to shengjie wahahaha !
shit lah , HOMEWORK . ugh . and she havent even give me th paper yet -.-

p.e was fun !
and it was unfair.
the other team had strong players and mrquek.
shit lah , how u expect us to win like that . but still fun lah :D
most fun pe lesson of the year whoooot~

English .was.retarded.
one pic says it all .

( P.S its the pic right at the top of this post )

HAHA ms patricia goh , we simply adore you tooooo much :D

mannns , i know this is a super long post sio .
but today is really smth , so have to honour this super fun day wakakaka .

To top it off, had class leaders workshop .
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT OH NO .
thank god for shengjie wakakaka .
some stupid briefing , and a game .

FIVE ITEMS TO WISH FOR IF YOU ARE STRANDED ON A HAUNTED ISLAND AND YOU HAVE A GENIE LAMP .

1. A desalination plant . To get pure water .

2. Doraemon's pocket .To get electricity for the plant , and bascially anything else we want .

3. Harry Potter's broomstick .Since cant have transportation , we use th old fashioned way bahhh .

4. Infinie number of genie lampsTo have an infinite number of wishes DUH .

5. A bed .Zuo ren . (direct translation : Be man OR ________! )

Okay , dumb right. we won for presentation ! thanks to youchen ~kayyys, BYE ! wakakaka .

Three down , two to go !

Awesome , the march hols are just within my grasp ;D

im just living everyday as it passes by , just to get to th MARCH HOLS!

so near , yet so farrrr.

I know i said i shall not want wahahaha .

BUT .

i wanna get the 20th century boys 3 DVD .

i wanna watch summer wars .

and i want the march hols ! badly.

march hols mean more sleep.

more computer .

more going out.

and more sleeeep.

OH NO am i really turning into a pig ohhh please say no !

wahahaha :P

today's assembly was crazy sio.

me and mund double WAKAKAKA !

" I'm master J

and im your resident cleaner

best in sgpore jb and batam

so if you need to vacuum

you know who to call so

6 triple 5 triple 5 triple 5

i repeat

6 triple 5 triple 5 triple 5 "

WAHAHAHA , cos the master J he wore like cleaner / technician like that.

some more he got towel over his shoulder HAHA .

yeah , actually the assembly quite fail lah .

BOOOOMS !

kayyys bye !

Two down , three to go :)

TUESDAY IS almost OFFICIALLY OVER.

and there are three more days till the hols are here XD

yayness .

theres SO many stuff to worry about still though siannn .

today was okayish.

NO CHINESE AND NO MATH awesome huhuhuh .

both teachers were down with artmazing race , yahooooo !

but than , nothing much happened .

APPARENTLY i thought dawson had a girlfriend , okay according to denice who said acccording from calvin .

but noooooo , it was not TRUE :( so sad sio .

give false hopes only haha .

speaking of false hopes.

it sucks when theres so many options thrown right in your face but the option you truly want is not possible to be chosen .

DONT ask me when i became so philosophical about stuff .

im just sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepy i guess Zzz .

so yeah NIGHTS XD

No .

I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

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Buts its so hard .

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I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

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I know im not good enough .

I know i have no right.

UGH DAMN i tell you .

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when had I become like this ?

it wasnt always like that .

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I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

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Pslam 23 .

Psalm of David .

One month .

Its been ONE month people .
I FINALLY GOT THE COMPUTER BACK HOOHOO !
i have a whole one month to gush about , and its been a hack of a month i tell you .
theres like camp , and we neeeeed to wear swimming costume which i really dun wanna ><
and musicals CANCELLED . wth right, to think i've been looking forward to it all this while :(
but look on the bright side ?
there's a CHOIR CONCERT , my first wooooo.
and EASTER MUSICAL :D ahahaha .
apparently the main characters for that is me, reuben , matt, noah and sam haha .
so its pretty awesome :D
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Last last sat , there was cellbonding .
the first one with the combined cell .
it was awesome , and awesomer .
haha , me and qh drank red bull , and we went HIGH ~
almost drunk like , omg right .
we played risk , and we all owned wj for th sake of world peace !
or not the war will last all the way til like morning 5 or 6 plus Zzz .
and we neeeeeded to sleep ahahaha !
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last sat , WORSHIP .
and people u know what that means . :D
okays , stuff happened , i dun wanna elborate .
cos i dun want any FALSE HOPES .
:(
shit reality kinda sucks sometimes.
than ytd ,went to watch ALICE IN WONDERLAND .
what . a. disapointment .
it was so vague UGH .
some more go all the way to kallang to watch sio :0
and we were left with stupid stuff and my CHURIOS never came even though i paid for them !
BLAKRISHNANS ALL OF THEM U MUTHUHEAD !
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shit lah , my computer lagging sio . *sigh*
so much for one month , THEY WRECKED UP THE COMPUTER .
fck sio . damned pissed .
and i cant wait for worship again .
I WANNA JAM !
:D
kayyys , BYE !