XOXO .

Yongxin is truly my knightress in shining armor ; she told me to do smth (cant remember what) and if i did it , sat will be magical for me .

AND . i did that smth. AND. today was AWESOME rawr !

you said hi , bye to me today .

you talked to me today .

i ate at the same place as you today .

damnit , i sound like a fool , just how yongxin sounds like ugh .

...

hey people .

me and sam were walking home and we agreed with each other on one realization thingy .

the 15 yr old zone is getting WAY TOO EMO except for him , bimbo and some other peeps .

wth , EVEN I WAS EMO according to bimbo .

I. AM. NOT. EMO .

okay , whatever .

BOOSH . boosh . it was fun .

i bought my rubber chicken ahahahah .

its awesome .

okayyys , BYE :D

jinxjinxJINX .

The word of th day : JINX .

and its not just me and sharm .

it also applies to denice , jiechern , kingian , and perhaps licy ?

idk , licy's blog has this bigger than average JINX there .

buahhahahaha , i was kinda shocked .

honestly .

okay .

It all started on tuesday . Lessons were boring .

EVEN LIT WAS BORING HOW CAN ONE COMPREHEND THAT ??

and we went pepperlunch . and TADA , the supposed 11 people became a pathetic five .

Thanks to that :

1. the banana almost got butchered .

2. my nickname for JC is officially balless butterfly butcher .

The next day wasnt that bad .

but RETRIBUTION occurred in lit class .

1. terry broke my ring - i told ya your fingers were too fat . u didnt listen . woahweeees .

2. the same guy (TADA th award of epic failure of all epic failures goes to terry) DROPPED MY HP .

wow .wow.wow.

retribution , i swear , for hitting his balls on accident . but it was an accident ! Fate is cruel damn .

In english lesson , linda yeo had PMS or something .

its the curly hair i tell you , gotta get her a hair straightener on teachers' day .

she CHANGED MINE AND SHARMS SEATS .

blah , and i was innocently in th toilet when SOME PEOPLE went to ninja my stuff away which off course pissed th teacher off .

See ? thats why SPARTANS are better than those pesky NINJAS :D

Sharm ended seating with some random boring people , and i sat with a bunch of 2e people , but.

how can the new seating arrangement be compared with those awesome original seats which was surrounded by apunazas ? ugh .

After school , went to fareast , it was BORING .

nothing to buy and blah .

and whatever we touched felllll . dropped. whatever . JINX .

Today , was A HUGE IMPROVEMENT .

lessons were kinda fun .

PE had no running !

anddddddddd ... (suspense)

ME AND SHARM GOT BACK OUR ORIGINAL SEATS BACK !

we behaved like perfect angels today , we kept quiet for ONE HOUR AND 15 MINS .

i swear , our halos were practically shining .

JINX .

JINX.

JINX.

rawr ! BYEEEEEEE :)

Finally .

Finally people , finally .

i have decided my path for th future , in one night , the night after i turn fifteen .

study , duh .

get into a good jc with a good acapella or choir cca .

DSA perhaps .

buahahahaha .

laselle as a univirsity , gonna take MUSICAL THEATRE course :D

which most likely means , i have to audition for singing , dancing and acting .

which . heyhey , idk if i have th talent .

SO , im gonna try to persuade my dad to get me into drama , vocal and dance classes for FOUR years .

FOUR YEARS , hopefully thats enough eh .

hopefully , i can join sg idol when im 16 , for further experience .

hopefully , my cousin is able to get me jobs or smth .

hopefully hopefully, campus superstar ? nah , i cant sing chinese songs LOL .

i neeed experience .

i need to increase my vocal range .

i need to improve my english .

i need to TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN .

cos im really serious this time .

it wont be a last minute flop like sota , i swear .

this is the real thing .

BLAHHHH !

if all else fails i guess a lawyer is th way to go ? IDK !

thesetitlethingysaregettingdumb .

We finally got on the literature's teacher nerves today .

FINALLY .

days of pen marking and it boils down to yummy chocolates that will pacify us once and for all .

i wonder .

it IS a good thought .

to be munching chocolates and mentos while studying th wonderous subject of lit .

it all fits into place , school shld be like that .

now , if only the teacher was patsi goh ...

ah , PERFECT .

...

But for now , if me and sharm are ever asked to seat at the front ,

this is our reason .

" we suffer from APUNAZAIZM , which means that we will get terrible head concussions once we sit in front , thanks to a particular guy called keithsu , and an overdose of th colour purple , which reminds us strongly of a particular gay dinosaur ."

P.S. the lit room is purple .

so.

there ya go .

im sorry keith , u were th first person i saw .

kayyyys , BYE :)

Fifteen .

'Cause when you're fifteen

and somebody tells you they love you

You're gonna believe them

And when you're fifteen

feeling like there's nothing to figure out

Well, count to ten, take it in

This is life before you know who you're gonna be

Fifteen .

...

In like 10 more mins , im gonna be 15 .

FIFTEEN .

wow , it seems just like yesterday I entered secondary school .

I just wanna thank people for your many surprises XD

denice sharm mund daisy mary atiqa keith terrence siew jiechern .

(i think those guys who paid or smth )

and the others who joined in th creaming and stuffs .

THANK YOU :D

qianhui nana belle enhui vicky matt joel weijie joshlim joshho sam gideonquek .

hopefully i didnt miss out anybody .

THANK YOU TOO :D

i was shocked .

hahaha .

this birthday is gonna be great thanks to everyone .

i honestly love ya guys .

...

Finally . OPEN MIND AND SOFT HEART .

a lesson from th lord to start of a new age blah .

even th lord gave me a pressie haha XD

okkayyys , byeeees.

Reasons why JIECHERN is a failed ninja .

Reason 1 : JIECHERN is dumb and retarded :D

Reason 2 : JIECHERN thought Ikea was at Sims square and had branches :D

Reason 3 : JIECHERN spends 4 bucks on hotdoggys that only cost 1 buck at ikea . ( and they taste damn good too )

Reason 4 : he ACCIDENTLY blurted out he was an anti-ninja .

Reason 5 : Good friend Terrence abandoned him ( awwwwws)

Reason 6 : His shoelace got spartaned !

Reason 7 : He aint afraid of humping in front of a crowd and that earns respect .

Reason 8 : he contradicts everyone else by saying he's th creator on ninjas .

ok , like whatver , i know im crapping :)

btw , the youtube thingy sucks, cant upload ? sucks .

i'll upload directly nexttime , you'll seeit soon i PROMISE .

gonna be different song though , im gonna do hmmms .

stay beautiful ?

idk , see bah .

Sunday afternoon by alarice .

it's a sunday afternoon, with you

let's play pretend on the swings,

and fly over the moon

...

you could be my superman,

and I will be your lady in a big white castle

save me from the monsters beneath my bed

...

if it's love you're looking for you

don't have to look too far,

cos I... am yours

maybe the girl who's perfect

is somehow right in front of you

and you might find her on this sunday afternoon

...

it's a sunday afternoon

with just two lazing on the grass,

i'd pick a flower just for

you could be the one for me

you don't even know how to read the signs

if only you knew that my heart would be yours, in time

...

i'd write your name across the sky

turn sad songs into lullabies

but i'd stop myself, if only you knew....

...

awesome stuff from Alarice , new idol .

so i started doing youtube videos .

www.youtube.com/icecreaminstincts

so yeah , first song , the great escape .

SPREAD TELL UR FRIENDS or smth .

idk , its kinda started rushed , bridge i made up my own tune .

cos i wasnt sure .

blahhhs .

Th linage of th apunazas .

Hello people .

Today we made th linage of th apunazas , me and sharm lol .

So . its like that .

The pioneer apunazas are : JAMES , SPENCER and JONATHAN .

yupps , followed by ME and SHARM .

Sharm is th pioneer Ninja apunaza , and I am the pioneer Penguin apunaza .

Sharm than marrried th spartan apunaza Yaorui ,

and gave birth to spartan-ninja apunazas like :

Joey , Terrence , keith , terry , erman(is this how u spell ur name ?), yingzhong , kingian , Jiechern, Atiqa .

Me , i allied with the Spartan apunazas SAM AND JOSH and we beacme the spartan penguins .

yupppies . crazy i know . its always crazy in english class anyway .

In english , we tried to prank th teacher by singing HAPPY BDAY to her .

what was her response ?

"It's not my birthday , and it's not funny ."

HAH , this coming from someone who said " this lyrics very romantic" and thought it was very funny , but instead giving our song a WTH look .

what a horrible sense of humour lol .

if it were patsi goh ... *sigh*

okayyys buhbieeeees XD

Ninjas .

Hello people , im proud to be a spartan penguin .

:)

honestly , snatching is so much more wonderful and direct than ninja-ing stuffs around .

and hey terry , ya started it XD *innocent smile*

theres nothing much going on today .

me and daisy crapped oout MAX during math lesson .

see ?

thats what too many numbers and an incredibly wonderful rubber chicken does to ya .

oh , and today , terrence epic-ly failed in chinese .

he said , hua wen de ke shi , aka chinese the classroom .

LOL , i think he meant chinese lesson .

oopsy daisy :D

SUPERCALLIFRAGILISTICMAKESMEALIDOCIOUS .

wonderful , wonderful .

it sounds like that , obviously it aint th right spelling .

but tell me , who cares ?

okayyys , buhbieeees .

as matt calls it , THE RANDOM SONG .

Okay omg . MATT WROTE THIS wowwweeeeees AWESOME SONG :) lol .

The RANDOM song .

verse 1 it is wonderful to have a zone like yours,

A family of friends that never closed their doors.

with en-thu people like Samuel and Josh,

in zonal bondings, always playing outdoors...

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verse2 meeting after church waiting to eat dinner,

Joel or Weijie, guess who's thinner?

Belle, Justina, Qianhui and Celia.

always not eating so much at dinner..

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chorus this is the random song, random song...

there is nothing wrong , nothing wrong....

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verse3 having friends like you has made my days brighter,

and talking to you guys has made my load lighter,

i will hold on to you guys tighter and tighter,

and i love you guys forever and ever...

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chorus this is the random song, random song...

there is nothing wrong , nothing wrong....

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yuppps ,awesome stuff haha

XD

Sorry .

Hello people.

Shit happens .

TO SOMEONE :

as much as i wish a simple peace can solve everything , it cant .

it sucks. im worried , im irritated, im pissed , cos youre like my best friend .

yet i dont even know what th correct course of action is .

damn , it sucks shitily ya know ?

but of course you dont , cos you probably think you're gaining .

well think again .

okay , back to dumber stuffs .

THE AIM OF some stupid CLUB :

to build an anti weijie world for all to live in . (or smth like that)

THE MOTTO OF THE CLUB:

we love grass , lets stop weijie from eating th grass . ( smth like that as well)

THE ANTHEM OF THE CLUB:

the spongebob squarepants campfire song .

THE ROLES OF THE CLUB :

Emo IC - nana , enhui .

Bimbo IC - Joshua ho .

Faggot IC - Gideon Quek .
Calculator King - Me (wth right)

Exco - Joshuah lim , sam , whatshisnameoops .

Displine master - Matt .

yuppps thats all i remember .BLAH . ANTI-WEIJIE ! lol .

jkjk eh , bimbo , dun get pissed , my ice cream depends on ya .

kayyys , Buhbyeeees .

Butterfly go fly away .

Hello people .

today , was plain wierd .

we had an apunaza/yaoorui/superman/sexgoddess appreciation during english class .

it was . just . wierd .

LOL , better than all those other boring lessons.

and i just cant believe how yongxin can find SS interesting .

either shes bonkers , or shes off centre . perhaps both :D

choir was argh .

voice is officially R.I.P .

the song was butterfly , now my hatred for butterflies has increased thousandfold .

BUTTERFLIES - argh .

in the end , stayed longer , way longer , than the planned 4.30pm.

stayed until 6pm eh . super tired.

but super crazy . VIVIAN IS ONE CRAZY WOMAN .

not like i didnt know in th first place lah .

we were so noisy , our high notes turned into screams so screechy until th OM scolded us .

muahahaha , had fun all the same :)

wakakakkaays , buhbieeeees .

MY HAAGEN DAZS !

Hello people .

I tried to get my free haagen dazs keith so rightfully owes me .

rawr ? he claims he forgot .

doubtful eh . I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET MY HAAGEN DAZS !

someday , someway .

Today was kinda fun .

there was THE TALK .

there was english , and there was lit.

tomorrow i have to dance with terry .

cant say that im looking forward to it .

ahahahaha , not meant to hurt your manly pride at all terry .

kayyys , buhbieeees !

MY HAAGEN DAZS !

Dreaded .

Yesterday i had a bus ride from tampines to hougang with nothing but you in my head.

yes i know im going mad . (btw no relation at all with th photo haha)

Hello peeps .

Today was boring , kinda.

except for lit . hooyah boys two men .

except for going home with sharm , it always retarded .

i broke the record.

i am the first person in 2010 to break a science appratus.

it was pure suayness , i wasnt careless, not even a single bit.

ah damn , who am i kidding ?

haha, and the worst thing was, i am already so careless that i felt nothing when i broke that pipette thingy .

oh . BTW , isnt the name pipette cute ?

like PEE-PEH-TEE .

lol XD

kayyys, buhbieeeeees :)

No English .

Hello people .

Today , there wasnt any english .

Mothertongue , thanks to being locked outside th classroom , started late .

cos th vice chairperson was phototaking :D

Today there was CCAEXHIBITION .

it was , not as nice as last years , or lastlast years .

perhaps , cos th school is budget.

perhaps , cos th malay dance peeps were pretty upset .

perhaps , cos . hmms . idk .

but all th same , it was tiring.

awws man , today wasnt really fun .

oh yah, THE EUROPEAN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FOUND EUROPE .

not america .

as terrence puts it , its complicated.

haha kayys buhbyeees :)

One more thing .

yes one more thing .

I DIDNT GROW A SINGLE CENTIMETRE IN TH HOLS .

so , im STILL a 157cm shortie .

milk didnt help .

oh well , lifes like that huh .

Th reign of the apunazas .

Hello people .

Today , english lesson was awesome .

Today was filled with awesome ms patricia goh appreciation .

Today was the reign of the apunazas.

Today was the day where turbans fly from the shadows of our minds , and the two words inexplicably linked together , thus we started screaming " MOTHER TURBAN !"

of course not .

Well , last but not least , today was the great unravelling of the conspiracy of the certain smile .

and perhaps th wonderful statement of " THE BOYS AT THE BACK !"

i miss ms goh T.T

tomorrow theres no english .

theres socialstudies.

yes , SS is much worse then mathchichem .

wow .

okayys , buhbyeeees :)

2009 .

After posting about 2010 and all the freaking stuff .

hah , it wont be me if theres no positive outlook eh .

so . here are th stuffs that happened in th wonderful year of 2009 .

I'll go with th church side first :)

First , who could forget the wonderful zonal bonding .

awesomeness~

and yes , theres EVOKE.

evoke , we might not have gotten in , but it sparked of new friendships eh .

i still remember this keith , WHAT A WONDERFUL PICNIC WE HAD :D

at coffee bean :x haha .

Youth camp , HOOYAH ! and there was the captain ball thingy with too many zonal bondings .

in 2009 , i think friendships were forged much more closer eh .

Of course , there was my admission in to th worship team .

this is definitely one of my highlights in 2009 .

at first was posted with ziyun joshua .

but it was THE BEST with you guys , matt and gideon .

kenneth , you're an awesome alumni also :D

In school , in the past .

2endeavour was th most awesome class ever .

it was fun , crazy , not at all irritating :)

lalalalaa , choir side , there was the camp .

it gave me new visions and aspirations somehow .

loads of crazy stuff happened , too many to remember actually .

oh yeah , MAKAN GANG !

daisyjeremiahjoshua .

its gonna continue in 2010 .

im sure of it .

it was so uberuber fun , too fun .

It was all so awesome , but 2009 didnt end really nicely .

its my fault , kinda , BUT . stuff happened .

and everything just piled and piled up until BOOM .

i didnt know what happened , but its fine now.

and for that , i seriously thank you , Siew :D

you're awesome haha .

yepps , long post , colourful post .

well , 2009 WAS colourful .

2010 will be a better year , i suppose .

kayys buhbyeees .

2010 .

Hello apunazas .

Today . i created a new blog.

obvious eh . my imeem one disapeared .

and i realise i cant live without blogging .

2010 . it kinda is diffferent .

like . like . new class.

no offence , the people . not all , but most, are daosters.

dao . dao. dao.

funny eh .

i of course prefer craziness but hey .

the only lessons that are worth looking forward to are eng and lit .

but jiechern , theres smth eating him like during lit .

its wierd .

today . i got pissed.

by somebody .

somehow my irritance level has dropped real low.

same case with sharm .

shucks .

i wish i could write openly about you , but hey .

i dont think im one to bitch about.

i cant say how much i misss 2endeavour .

i think almost everyone is with me on this one.

:)

kayys , buhbieeees .