shitlah . BOOOMS . wth hahahahaha .

Yeows people .

before anything .

HAPPY BDAY DAISY AND BELATED BDAY TO MARY !!!

:D

hope ya guys enjoyed ur socalled "surprise" , if it could still be called a surprise , since you guys all suspected smth ald . buahahaha .

but , hey daisy , im sure u didnt expect the FORFEIT :x

i wonder when that kiss from Clothes is gonna come :D

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today , besides th celebration was normal i guess .

nothing explosive happened ugh .

went to popyes after school .

one word : FAIL .

its either jeremiah's taste is failing him , or popyes standard is just deproving .

i feel cheated now , KFC FTW !

oh and jeremiah's and marcus' cny video .

is super uber damn hilarious damn , first take was funny , they tried to make the second take more proper .

well , to no avail , it was funnier and more boombastic , retarded blahblahblah.

shucks , theyre crazy i tell ya. CRAZY !!!

...

finally .

i feel super disgusted at some ppl even though i really like them as friends and such .

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhs , i think im starting to share th same mindset as syafiqah ?

RAWR .

kayyys , BYEEE !

The Plank .

Yupps yongxin , may more Goats appear in my life :D

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Hey people .

The plank was overall sucessful .

okay , so WHAT TH HELL IS 'THE PLANK' ?

well , last friday , me and sharm (buahahahas) hid Terrence's stuff all around 3I , mainly under th ex-2endeavour's tables .

and we placed brandon's stuff under terrence's table , left a note that made everything point to us , and TADA !

you get the plank !

ahahahaha , today he came to me and asked and stuff and hahahahaha .

we felt so guilty that we returned everything to him .

kinda, cos ALL HIS BOOKS (almost all) HAD NO NAME ON THEM !

damn , made our job harder than it really should be shucks .

but, cmon .

the look on his face was kinda priceless .

pity we missed brandon's expression LOL .

according to siew , brandon's actions are cute haha .

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after school , denice sharm me went to 313 !

to get stuff .

Today was shopping jinx , all th stuff i wanted had no freaking size .

which meant if i bought those stuff , it would be super low shit .

ugh , JINX .

after all that messing around , me sam bimbo went to th GYM .

to slack and enjoy free aircon :)

*WARNING* - the bimbo is a stalker omg .

oh and shucks , tmr lit test .

ugh gotta study .

double ugh .

kayyys , BYE !

XOXO .

Yongxin is truly my knightress in shining armor ; she told me to do smth (cant remember what) and if i did it , sat will be magical for me .

AND . i did that smth. AND. today was AWESOME rawr !

you said hi , bye to me today .

you talked to me today .

i ate at the same place as you today .

damnit , i sound like a fool , just how yongxin sounds like ugh .

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hey people .

me and sam were walking home and we agreed with each other on one realization thingy .

the 15 yr old zone is getting WAY TOO EMO except for him , bimbo and some other peeps .

wth , EVEN I WAS EMO according to bimbo .

I. AM. NOT. EMO .

okay , whatever .

BOOSH . boosh . it was fun .

i bought my rubber chicken ahahahah .

its awesome .

okayyys , BYE :D

jinxjinxJINX .

The word of th day : JINX .

and its not just me and sharm .

it also applies to denice , jiechern , kingian , and perhaps licy ?

idk , licy's blog has this bigger than average JINX there .

buahhahahaha , i was kinda shocked .

honestly .

okay .

It all started on tuesday . Lessons were boring .

EVEN LIT WAS BORING HOW CAN ONE COMPREHEND THAT ??

and we went pepperlunch . and TADA , the supposed 11 people became a pathetic five .

Thanks to that :

1. the banana almost got butchered .

2. my nickname for JC is officially balless butterfly butcher .

The next day wasnt that bad .

but RETRIBUTION occurred in lit class .

1. terry broke my ring - i told ya your fingers were too fat . u didnt listen . woahweeees .

2. the same guy (TADA th award of epic failure of all epic failures goes to terry) DROPPED MY HP .

wow .wow.wow.

retribution , i swear , for hitting his balls on accident . but it was an accident ! Fate is cruel damn .

In english lesson , linda yeo had PMS or something .

its the curly hair i tell you , gotta get her a hair straightener on teachers' day .

she CHANGED MINE AND SHARMS SEATS .

blah , and i was innocently in th toilet when SOME PEOPLE went to ninja my stuff away which off course pissed th teacher off .

See ? thats why SPARTANS are better than those pesky NINJAS :D

Sharm ended seating with some random boring people , and i sat with a bunch of 2e people , but.

how can the new seating arrangement be compared with those awesome original seats which was surrounded by apunazas ? ugh .

After school , went to fareast , it was BORING .

nothing to buy and blah .

and whatever we touched felllll . dropped. whatever . JINX .

Today , was A HUGE IMPROVEMENT .

lessons were kinda fun .

PE had no running !

anddddddddd ... (suspense)

ME AND SHARM GOT BACK OUR ORIGINAL SEATS BACK !

we behaved like perfect angels today , we kept quiet for ONE HOUR AND 15 MINS .

i swear , our halos were practically shining .

JINX .

JINX.

JINX.

rawr ! BYEEEEEEE :)

Finally .

Finally people , finally .

i have decided my path for th future , in one night , the night after i turn fifteen .

study , duh .

get into a good jc with a good acapella or choir cca .

DSA perhaps .

buahahahaha .

laselle as a univirsity , gonna take MUSICAL THEATRE course :D

which most likely means , i have to audition for singing , dancing and acting .

which . heyhey , idk if i have th talent .

SO , im gonna try to persuade my dad to get me into drama , vocal and dance classes for FOUR years .

FOUR YEARS , hopefully thats enough eh .

hopefully , i can join sg idol when im 16 , for further experience .

hopefully , my cousin is able to get me jobs or smth .

hopefully hopefully, campus superstar ? nah , i cant sing chinese songs LOL .

i neeed experience .

i need to increase my vocal range .

i need to improve my english .

i need to TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN .

cos im really serious this time .

it wont be a last minute flop like sota , i swear .

this is the real thing .

BLAHHHH !

if all else fails i guess a lawyer is th way to go ? IDK !

thesetitlethingysaregettingdumb .

We finally got on the literature's teacher nerves today .

FINALLY .

days of pen marking and it boils down to yummy chocolates that will pacify us once and for all .

i wonder .

it IS a good thought .

to be munching chocolates and mentos while studying th wonderous subject of lit .

it all fits into place , school shld be like that .

now , if only the teacher was patsi goh ...

ah , PERFECT .

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But for now , if me and sharm are ever asked to seat at the front ,

this is our reason .

" we suffer from APUNAZAIZM , which means that we will get terrible head concussions once we sit in front , thanks to a particular guy called keithsu , and an overdose of th colour purple , which reminds us strongly of a particular gay dinosaur ."

P.S. the lit room is purple .

so.

there ya go .

im sorry keith , u were th first person i saw .

kayyyys , BYE :)

Fifteen .

'Cause when you're fifteen

and somebody tells you they love you

You're gonna believe them

And when you're fifteen

feeling like there's nothing to figure out

Well, count to ten, take it in

This is life before you know who you're gonna be

Fifteen .

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In like 10 more mins , im gonna be 15 .

FIFTEEN .

wow , it seems just like yesterday I entered secondary school .

I just wanna thank people for your many surprises XD

denice sharm mund daisy mary atiqa keith terrence siew jiechern .

(i think those guys who paid or smth )

and the others who joined in th creaming and stuffs .

THANK YOU :D

qianhui nana belle enhui vicky matt joel weijie joshlim joshho sam gideonquek .

hopefully i didnt miss out anybody .

THANK YOU TOO :D

i was shocked .

hahaha .

this birthday is gonna be great thanks to everyone .

i honestly love ya guys .

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Finally . OPEN MIND AND SOFT HEART .

a lesson from th lord to start of a new age blah .

even th lord gave me a pressie haha XD

okkayyys , byeeees.