Five down , andddd blast OFF !

Posted for the bimbo , cos he wants it duh .

Yo people friday is actually finally over.

so that meannns . MARCH HOLS are here finally man BOOMS .

anyways .

today was pretty slackerroo , with th exception of maths awwws.

got back report books ugh .

apparently WZ sucks so much that she calculated all our chi marks wrongly and we all got 2 grades below our real grades .

SERIOUSLY , get a life WZ are u really that obsessed with collecting hw that the grades mean bullshit to you now ?

and th school rules say speak eng at all times except during mt lesson , so when ure scolding me OUTSIDE mt lesson dont you dare tell me to quit the eng and use chi u balakrishnan .

wahahaha .

and during MT lesson , wz's wonderful interpretation of what is supposed to be "town council" .

1. town kerncil. or 2.town centre. or 3.town kencre .

wth lah , JOKE sio perhaps its not even any of this maybe some alien language OHNO wz's an alien so go dieeeee wakakaka.

Also , i decided . to study .

WAHAHAHA , i need to improve in sa1 esp eng. shit lah waste my time only :(

After school , choir, and then rushh to airport .

damn lah th cab fare was 22 bucks wth .

after sending josh off to aussie went to watch be man .

it was nice, hack care the jack neo.

XD

Finally some thing to enlighten you guys wakakaka.

June .

Definition : Clones of Joshuah Lim . Which means crazy retarded random people.

Alternatives : Junie (female june)

Usage : You are such a june so go away u balakrishnan .

Yuppps , haha BYE !

Jellyfishing .

I wanna bitch about smth suddenly .

Maybe if i were taller than i would earn respect . Cos what right do you have to call me a midget , a midgeted elf even . And how dare you use my term "muthubark curry" to insult me when I used that to insult you in the first place .

So what if i called you a Balakrishnan ?

*pauses*

But whatever . people out there you know im secretly happy .

SHEESH don't tell anyone its a secret !

man who am i kidding rawr .

Four down, one to go !

JUST ONE and a half MORE DAYS TO MARCH HOLS!

count with me people wahahaha .

okayys , today was fun !

the most fun-nest day off th whole week :)

its so ironic that THURS is actually supposed to be the most boring day of the week , with all the stupid boring lessons . (PSPS theres chinese)

but it was FUN ! wakakakaka :D

First off was BIO .
today was presentation day , and i think we did pretty well ?
ok maybe not.
everything was fineee , sharlene bought the yummiest sweeets (FTW !)
and we even made this super awesome poem in the ten mins we were given to prepare haha .
BUT.
yes theres a BIG BUT. not all good things are perfect.
our presentation , was, to put it in a good way, short and sweet.
we recited the poem , and said the components and TADA ! done .
I SAW TERRENCE'S FACE !
it was like "wth ." AHAHAHA . i almost laughed my ass off i tell u.
he was smiling this almost smile , but it looked wierd cos one side was up one side was down .
and his face all squished up to a constipation look and his eyes almost rolled back .
OKAY im exaggerating XD .

Next , OHNO horror CHINESE.
who could miss the screeching "CELIA !" from WZ after chinese ?
wth lah .
i now super scared her sio.
i admit , i tried running away and going to th toilet .
it didnt work :(
some more she continued complaining to shengjie wahahaha !
shit lah , HOMEWORK . ugh . and she havent even give me th paper yet -.-

p.e was fun !
and it was unfair.
the other team had strong players and mrquek.
shit lah , how u expect us to win like that . but still fun lah :D
most fun pe lesson of the year whoooot~

English .was.retarded.
one pic says it all .

( P.S its the pic right at the top of this post )

HAHA ms patricia goh , we simply adore you tooooo much :D

mannns , i know this is a super long post sio .
but today is really smth , so have to honour this super fun day wakakaka .

To top it off, had class leaders workshop .
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT OH NO .
thank god for shengjie wakakaka .
some stupid briefing , and a game .

FIVE ITEMS TO WISH FOR IF YOU ARE STRANDED ON A HAUNTED ISLAND AND YOU HAVE A GENIE LAMP .

1. A desalination plant . To get pure water .

2. Doraemon's pocket .To get electricity for the plant , and bascially anything else we want .

3. Harry Potter's broomstick .Since cant have transportation , we use th old fashioned way bahhh .

4. Infinie number of genie lampsTo have an infinite number of wishes DUH .

5. A bed .Zuo ren . (direct translation : Be man OR ________! )

Okay , dumb right. we won for presentation ! thanks to youchen ~kayyys, BYE ! wakakaka .

Three down , two to go !

Awesome , the march hols are just within my grasp ;D

im just living everyday as it passes by , just to get to th MARCH HOLS!

so near , yet so farrrr.

I know i said i shall not want wahahaha .

BUT .

i wanna get the 20th century boys 3 DVD .

i wanna watch summer wars .

and i want the march hols ! badly.

march hols mean more sleep.

more computer .

more going out.

and more sleeeep.

OH NO am i really turning into a pig ohhh please say no !

wahahaha :P

today's assembly was crazy sio.

me and mund double WAKAKAKA !

" I'm master J

and im your resident cleaner

best in sgpore jb and batam

so if you need to vacuum

you know who to call so

6 triple 5 triple 5 triple 5

i repeat

6 triple 5 triple 5 triple 5 "

WAHAHAHA , cos the master J he wore like cleaner / technician like that.

some more he got towel over his shoulder HAHA .

yeah , actually the assembly quite fail lah .

BOOOOMS !

kayyys bye !

Two down , three to go :)

TUESDAY IS almost OFFICIALLY OVER.

and there are three more days till the hols are here XD

yayness .

theres SO many stuff to worry about still though siannn .

today was okayish.

NO CHINESE AND NO MATH awesome huhuhuh .

both teachers were down with artmazing race , yahooooo !

but than , nothing much happened .

APPARENTLY i thought dawson had a girlfriend , okay according to denice who said acccording from calvin .

but noooooo , it was not TRUE :( so sad sio .

give false hopes only haha .

speaking of false hopes.

it sucks when theres so many options thrown right in your face but the option you truly want is not possible to be chosen .

DONT ask me when i became so philosophical about stuff .

im just sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepy i guess Zzz .

so yeah NIGHTS XD

No .

I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

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Buts its so hard .

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I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

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I know im not good enough .

I know i have no right.

UGH DAMN i tell you .

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when had I become like this ?

it wasnt always like that .

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I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

I shall not be in want.

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Pslam 23 .

Psalm of David .

One month .

Its been ONE month people .
I FINALLY GOT THE COMPUTER BACK HOOHOO !
i have a whole one month to gush about , and its been a hack of a month i tell you .
theres like camp , and we neeeeed to wear swimming costume which i really dun wanna ><
and musicals CANCELLED . wth right, to think i've been looking forward to it all this while :(
but look on the bright side ?
there's a CHOIR CONCERT , my first wooooo.
and EASTER MUSICAL :D ahahaha .
apparently the main characters for that is me, reuben , matt, noah and sam haha .
so its pretty awesome :D
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Last last sat , there was cellbonding .
the first one with the combined cell .
it was awesome , and awesomer .
haha , me and qh drank red bull , and we went HIGH ~
almost drunk like , omg right .
we played risk , and we all owned wj for th sake of world peace !
or not the war will last all the way til like morning 5 or 6 plus Zzz .
and we neeeeeded to sleep ahahaha !
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last sat , WORSHIP .
and people u know what that means . :D
okays , stuff happened , i dun wanna elborate .
cos i dun want any FALSE HOPES .
:(
shit reality kinda sucks sometimes.
than ytd ,went to watch ALICE IN WONDERLAND .
what . a. disapointment .
it was so vague UGH .
some more go all the way to kallang to watch sio :0
and we were left with stupid stuff and my CHURIOS never came even though i paid for them !
BLAKRISHNANS ALL OF THEM U MUTHUHEAD !
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shit lah , my computer lagging sio . *sigh*
so much for one month , THEY WRECKED UP THE COMPUTER .
fck sio . damned pissed .
and i cant wait for worship again .
I WANNA JAM !
:D
kayyys , BYE !